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Collab: Jo, Weird Girl, Twink

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Another deviation so soon!? It cannot be possible coming from connor. But it is! Actually, This has been finished for quite some time, but I never uploaded it because I wanted the character bios finished. And since I SUCK at writing, Laura agreed to write them for me. And we procrastinated on going over the characters.

But its finished now, so here are the bios!

Weird Girl (Center)

Weird Girl lives with her two roomies, Jo and Twink. But this is her bio, not theirs, so we don't care about them at the moment. They suck.

Weird Girl remains true to her namesake, and is capable of doing some rather unusual things. Little magical things such as floating around in the sky, which is a common habit of hers. Unfortunately, it tends to cause any witnesses to lose bladder control, which can be slightly awkward, really. Imagine soiling yourself in public, and then being diagnosed with dementia when explaining why you did it. Weird Girl remians blissfully unaware of the chaos she causes.

Having a tendancy to become over-excited and posessing an inability to remain still for long, she often finds herself in troublesome situations. However, she will always deny everything and blame it on someone or something else. There was an instance where she blamed a plant, and as a result it died. You see, upon blaming the plant, its owner began to weep big, salty tears of regret over buying it and as a result the plant drowned. Yup. Weird.

Weird Girl has many favourite past times. One of these happens to involve playing with her food. These games can last for hours, even days. Her roomates will often walk into the kitchen to find castles and even entire citadels made from food. Usually, it is best to just return to bed for the day. No one wants to face a life full of potatoe forests.

Weird Girl is weird.


Jordan (Left)

Jo is a rage-filled, not-lesbian who currently works at a diminutive music store in town, she is the assistant manager, and is so often the way with those who possess power and anger issues she hates most things, including her co-worker and her job.

Her hobbies consist of angrily listening to music whilst brooding, angrily looking for new jobs whilst brooding and angrily drinking super black coffee (with whisky) whilst brooding. Though, drinking in such a way often results in the steamy beverage ending up anywhere that isn't inside Jo. This makes her angry. Just like everything else.

The only time Jo is remotely cheerful is when she is with Twink and Weird Girl, who also happen to be her roomies. However, Twink never pays the rent, which can sometimes cause her to transform back into Rage!Jo. Twink seems to be one of very few people who can cause this hideous tranformation in Jo outside of her work-shifts.

Jo is very protective of Weird Girl and often throws a complete shit-fit whenever she does anything more dangerous or weird than usual. It's a bit like watching a stifingly over-protective mother trying to control a child with magical powers. Something that can only ever result in hilarity.


Twink (Right)

Twink (also known by other varients such as 'Winkie-Twink' and 'Twinky-Puss), is a flamboyant, fruity homosexual who smells faintly of pineapples. He seems determined to perfectly fit the gay stereotype, and is actually slightly embarassing to be around. Even Queer Eye would seem hetrosexual in comparison.

He enjoys wearing makeup and pretty clothing. Sometimes he wishes he'd been born a woman, but then remembers that girls are icky and are just plain gross, sista'.

Twink is also incredibly lazy, it is often thought that he spends most of his life in a semi-coma, barely registering the world around him. He is unemployed, and cannot be bothered to look for a job. Looking in the paper would soil his fabulous nail polish, you silly.

His main hobbies include not waking up before 1pm, pissing off Jo by throwing his crap all over the apartment and attempting to play the guitar (he fails a lot at this, one day, he might actually hold it the right way up).

Weird Girl never ceases to amaze him, despite living with her for years, he still often wonders if he is dreaming when something particuarly queer (not involving his rear) occurs. Unfortunately for Twink, Weird Girl is not above taking advantage of his gullibility to get herself out of trouble, often making it appear that all the mischief is his fault.

Twink is not the brightest star in the sky.


Okay, so on to the actual picture. I drew it for the banner of the website (which is still in production), and asked my cousin Lilly to color it because she's an awesome colorist (plus I wanted to collab with her). This is the result. It turned out great. And these are the official colors of the characters.

BTW IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING: I designed the logo myself :B No font used. JUST HAND-DRAWN, BBY.

Lineart = myself

Coloring = :iconthebienfang:

Character Bios = :iconpincushion-jester:
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Kyozion's avatar
Srsly fucking badass *pinches Weird Girl's cheeks* O.O
I literally LOLed while reading those bios XD